born slippy on february 29, 1921 in Knobboff eastern Russia raised by a loving family consisting of his mother Betty Bumflap and her husband a woodpecker named Pierce Bumflap a world renowned yodelling figure skater and drummer. which is where louk first took an interest in music. Coached by his father pierce although as he has a birth defect leaving him without a beak and NHS clothes pegs of poor acoustic quality louk had to find a new improved means of creating music, after 20 years of reserch managed to design and produce his own range of instruments, the thumpth (a drum bassed instrument struck with his stuffed unkle roadill Bumflap a gang leader from hampstead heath evergreens), a whipton bass (a flute like insttrument based around a fridge door) and the jahpsiynote sharp (basically an implanted birth control device which has been modified to replace a tonsil and amplifies and flanges vocal performances). since completing his home orchestra and composed and album named louk warm pink thorn which made it to number 0.5 in the charts, also composed the soundtrack to turner and hooch, and a string of late night adult romance episodes named «honest she fell on it a couple times officer». following his recent success, respect and experience in the industry he now planning to market the instruments following approval of the dragons (komodo) this business venture is expected to net up to £6.48 which he has plannind to invest in his other passion water Otter rehab center for heavilly addicted foxgloves.
Currently residing in poundmeat lane and is recording another album due for release october 23210 with the aim of nameng it eeeeeaaaarrghhhahahaha.